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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
Don“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!