Sad man in snow
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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.