SAD MAN IN SNOW

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Sad man in snow

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New jokes

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?" Man: "Yes!" Reporter: "Name?" Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim." Reporter: "Sex?" Man: "Three to five times a week." Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?" Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel." Reporter: "Holy cow!" Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general." Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?" Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style." Reporter: "Oh dear!" Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."