Sad man having shower
#washing #man #frustrated #crying #depressed #shower #sad #water #activities #people #emotion #nature
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.