OFFENDED WOMAN

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Offended woman

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New jokes

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99