Crying girl
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Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him.
At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.