Sad donkey crying
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Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!