Sad spongebob
#cartoon #frustrated #crying #depressed #sad #yellow #things #emotion #color
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!