Sad spongebob
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Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Beans
A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"