Sad boy in the grass
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!