DEPRESSED MAN

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Depressed man

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School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."