CRYING WOMAN

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Crying woman

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Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.