Crying woman
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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.