Mickey mouse flying
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Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!