MICKEY AND MINNIE ARE DANCING

mickey and minnie are dancing

#cute #animal #funny #dance #dancing #satisfied #cartoon #mickey mouse #minnie #mouse #happy #excited #feature #animals #sports #emotion #things

New jokes

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.