MOUSE IS HURRY UP

Mouse is hurry up

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Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.

Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.

Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.