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Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!

Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold." The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it. Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?" She replies, "Soup and ice cream."

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.