Mouse is eating
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Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"