Mouse brushing the teeth
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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"