Mouse brushing the teeth
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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"