3D Fox Simulator
#action #adventure #3D #jumping #hunting #simulation
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.