3D Fox Simulator
#action #adventure #3D #jumping #hunting #simulation
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.