Human vs Roblox

Kill them all. Control: W,A,S,D + mouse movement, SPACE jump, Q drop weapon, V drop equipped weapon

#action #adventure #multiplayers #3D #jumping #war #hunting #cool

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Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."

Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.” The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.