A mahjong 3D quest. Remove all cubes in pairs of the same.
#puzzle #3D #card #skill
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.