Strike Gold

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Remove bricks before they reach your miner. Throw your pickaxe at groups of 2 or more of the same bricks.

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Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.

Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Boss and employee
Boss: Do you believe in life after death? Employee: No, because there is no proof of it. Boss: Well there is now ! Employee: How? Boss: When you left yesterday saying that you have to go to your uncle's funeral, your uncle came here looking for you after you left

MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.

Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.