Mahjong connect game with butterflies. Connect two halves to create a butterfly. The connecting path cannot have more than two 90 degree angles.
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How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.