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New jokes

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.

Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99

School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?" Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!" Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?" Patrick: "What school?"

Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.