Swap or move the summer items and create groups of 5 or more of the same items.
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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.