40 levels with 3D Mahjong in Black and White. Match 2 of the same free cubes: 1 white cube and 1 black cube. Cubes are free if they have two free adjacent sides. You can rotate your view.
#funny #skill
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Unhappy day
There was this guy at a bar, just looking at his drink. He stays like that for a half hour. Then a big trouble making truck driver steps next to him, takes the drink from the guy, & just drinks it all down. The poor man starts crying. The truck driver says, "Come on man, I was just joking. Here, I'll buy you another drink. I just can't stand to see a man cry." "No, it's not that," the man replies, wiping his tears, "This day is the worst of my life. First, I oversleep & I go in late to my office. My outraged boss fires me. When I leave the building to go to my car, I find out it was stolen. The police say they can do nothing. I get a cab to go home, & when I get out, I remember I left my wallet. The cab driver just drives away. I go inside my house where I find my wife in bed with the gardener. I leave my home, come to this bar, & just when I was thinking about putting an end to my life, you show up & drink my poison."
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!