Glow Jongg

Mahjong Solitaire with glowing tiles. Try to remove all tiles by combining 2 of the same free (glowing) tiles.

#funny #skill

New jokes

Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."

Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!

Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"