Match 2 of the same free cubes. Cubes are free if they have two free adjacent sides. You can rotate your view.
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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"