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Classic Mahjong Game with also a kids version. Try to remove all tiles by pairing up free tiles.
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LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Reporter vs man
Reporter: "Excuse me, may I interview you?"
Man: "Yes!"
Reporter: "Name?"
Man: "Abdul Al-Rhazim."
Reporter: "Sex?"
Man: "Three to five times a week."
Reporter: "No no! I mean male or female?"
Man: "Yes, male, female... sometimes camel."
Reporter: "Holy cow!"
Man: "Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general."
Reporter: "But isn't that hostile?"
Man: "Yes, horse style, dog style, any style."
Reporter: "Oh dear!"
Man: "No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch."
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.