Every day new Same Game Puzzle challenges in different sizes and degrees. Can you remove all colored squares?
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Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."