Rescue the Divers

Rescue the divers by removing the bricks between the divers and the surface. Click on a group of 3 or more bricks to remove it.

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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.

Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.

Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

DonĀ“t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.

Chinese girl
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."