Connect all the islands with a network of bridges using the given numbers
Bug in soup
A boy asks his father, "Dad, are bugs good to eat?" "That's disgusting. Don't talk about things like that over dinner," the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, "Now, son, what did you want to ask me?" "Oh, nothing," the boy says. "There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone."
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
How were people born
A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.