Jolly Jong Blitz 2

1 minute game: combine 2 of the same tiles and create special patterns for more points or more time. You can also swap 2 adjacent non-similar tiles.

#board #skill

New jokes

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'

Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.