1 minute game: combine 2 of the same tiles and create special patterns for more points or more time. You can also swap 2 adjacent non-similar tiles.
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.