Match 3 game with Butterflies. Try to remove all colored (light blue) backgrounds by matching 3 or more of the same butterflies.
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Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."
Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.” The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.” Man: “And that frees me from my sin?” Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Guys on the roof
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.