Deep Sea Jewels

Collapse game: click on groups of 3 or more connected jewels to remove those jewels.

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New jokes

Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.

Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.

Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!

Claustrophobic
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.

Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.

Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.

Mummy┬┤s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!

LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'