Collapse game: click on groups of 3 or more connected jewels to remove those jewels.
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A teacher asked her students to use the word "beans" in a sentence. "My father grows beans," said one girl. "My mother cooks beans," said a boy. A third student spoke up, "We are all human beans."
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman. Boy: Why do you look so fat? Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me. Boy: Is it a good baby? Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby. Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.