Fun Mahjong game with stacked tiles in 2 game modes. Combine 2 of the same free tiles to remove those tiles.
Tears in eyes
My friend told me he gets tears in his eyes whenever his partner makes tender love to him. At first I thought he was an overemotional sissy, then I remembered: He's still in prison
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.