Nicely designed Tower Mahjong Game. Combine 2 of the same tiles and remove all tiles from the tower.
#board #skill
Momma
Your momma is so short, when she went to meet Santa he said, "Go back to work!"
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Birthday
Why did I get divorced? Well, last week was my birthday. My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids. I went to work and even my colleagues didn't wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and she said, "Do you mind if I go into the bedroom for a minute?" "Okay," I said. She came out 5 minutes later with a birthday cake, my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" while I was waiting on the sofa... naked.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.