Big version of Spider Solitaire game. On the tableau build a group of cards from Ace to King in suit. You can place cards in descending order but you can only move groups that are in suit.
#strategy #board #skill #solitaire
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Helium
I just read a book about Helium. It was so good that I can't put it down.
LIGHTS OFF
I'm so in love with my boyfriend right now. Everything is perfect, but we want totally different things in bed. Like, he's always turning the lights on, you know what I'm saying? And I shut them off, and he turns them on, and the other day, he's like, 'Amy, why are you so shy? You know, you have a beautiful body.' I was like, 'Oh my god, you're so cute. You think I don't want you to see me?'
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Skeleton order
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!