Mahjong Connect game for Valentine. Connect two of the same items. The connecting path cannot have more than 2 changes of direction.
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Where do babies come from
A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother thinks for a few seconds and says, “Well dear, Mommy and Daddy fall in love and get married. One night they go into their bedroom, they kiss and hug, and have sex.” The daughter looks puzzled so the mother continues, “That means the daddy puts his penis in the mommy’s vagina. That’s how you get a baby, honey.” The child seems to comprehend. “Oh, I see, but the other night when I came into your room you had daddy’s penis in your mouth. What do you get when you do that?” “Jewelry, my dear. Jewelry.”
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Value of pi
Teacher: What is the value of Pi? Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.