Mahjong Connect game for Valentine. Connect two of the same items. The connecting path cannot have more than 2 changes of direction.
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Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Ghosts as cheerleaders
Q: Why are ghosts such good cheerleaders? A: Because they have a lot of spirit!
Cath the train
A man asks a farmer near a field, “Sorry sir, would you mind if I crossed your field instead of going around it? You see, I have to catch the 4:23 train.”
The farmer says, “Sure, go right ahead. And if my bull sees you, you’ll even catch the 4:11 one."
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.