racing with your car through the hill
#action #racing #car
Athletes
If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? Missletoe!
Cats exercise
Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Private investigator
A guy believed that his wife is cheating on him, so he hired a private investigator. The cheapest he could find was a Chinese man. This was the Chinese PI's report about what he found: "Most honorable, sir. You leave house. I watch house. He come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall out tree. I not see. No fee. Cheng Lee."
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.