Join the numbers and get to the 2048 tile!
#strategy #skill
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Mr. and Mrs. Brown
Mr. and Mrs. Brown had two sons. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two boys decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for his brother behind garbage cans and bushes. Then he started looking in and under cars until a police man approached him and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the boy replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business." Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The boy replied, "Why, yes."
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
School
Mother: "How was school today, Patrick?"
Patrick: "It was really great mum! Today we made explosives!"
Mother: "Ooh, they do very fancy stuff with you these days. And what will you do at school tomorrow?"
Patrick: "What school?"
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.