clean and correct the teeth
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? A: Envelope.
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic.
Q: What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? A: Spare ribs!
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin." Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ." Kid 1: "As if." Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister." Kid 1: "I don't have a sister." Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
"Mom, where do tampons go?" "Where the babies come from, darling." "In the stork?"
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.