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Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Trick-or-treating
A little kid was out trick-or-treating on Halloween dressed as a pirate. He rang a house's doorbell and the door was opened by a lady. "Oh, how cute! A little pirate! And where are your buccaneers?" she asked. The boy replied, "Under my buckin' hat."
Christmas
How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.