fill the name and you see if you both are in love
#girl #kissing
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Ghosts as liars
Q: Why are ghosts bad liars? A: You can see right through them.
Envelope
Q: What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it?
A: Envelope.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
MY WIFE AND I ARE REALLY IN SYNC
If my wife has too much to drink at a party, starts yapping a little too much, I don't have to say anything... three little leg squeezes, she knows that means 'Put a sock in it, drunkie, time for you to wrap it up.' Somebody didn't have dinner like I suggested, now you're spouting off at the mouth divulging all the family secrets. You need to pipe down or we've got to f**king leave.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!