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Fat momma
Your momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
A BLONDE & HER THERMOS
A blonde notices that her coworker has a thermos, so she asks him what it's for. He responds, "It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold."
The blonde immediately buys one for herself. The next day, she goes to work and proudly displays it.
Her coworker asks, "What do you have in it?"
She replies, "Soup and ice cream."
Months
Q: Can February march? A: No, but April may.
Pregnant woman
A 3 years old boy sits near a pregnant woman.
Boy: Why do you look so fat?
Pregnant woman: I have a baby inside me.
Boy: Is it a good baby?
Pregnant woman: Yes, it is a very good baby.
Boy: Then why did you eat it?!
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"