jump and don´t fall down
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Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.
Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman?
Snowballs.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Snowman and vampire
What do get if you cross a Snowman with a Vampire? Frostbite.
Tampons
"Mom, where do tampons go?"
"Where the babies come from, darling."
"In the stork?"
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.