flappy bird

flappy bird has to overcome obstacles

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New jokes

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.

Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!

Woman in the mirror
A woman looks in the mirror and says I look fat and then asks her husband to give her a compliment he says ok you have perfect eye sight.

Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road? A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"

Snowman snowwoman
What is the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? Snowballs.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Witches
Q: Why did the witches' team lose the baseball game? A: Their bats flew away.