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Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Google
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.
Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?"
Student: "Meat!"
Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?"
Student: "Bacon!"
Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?"
Student: "Homework!"
Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.
Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.