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New jokes

Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.

Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.

Google
Q: Is Google male or female? A: Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.

Santas sack
Q: Why is Santa Claus' sack so big? A: He only comes once a year.

Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house? Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.

Teacher and students
Teacher: "Kids, what does the chicken give you?" Student: "Meat!" Teacher: "Very good! Now what does the pig give you?" Student: "Bacon!" Teacher: "Great! And what does the fat cow give you?" Student: "Homework!"

Microwave oven
Yo momma is so stupid when an intruder broke into her house, she ran downstairs, dialed 9-1-1 on the microwave, and couldn't find the "CALL" button.

Tiger Woods vs Santa
Q: What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Claus? A: Santa stops after three hos.