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Cheap hotels
Q: What do cheap hotels and designer jeans have in common? A: No ballroom.
Mummy´s music
Q: What is a mummy's favorite type of music? A: Wrap!
Adele
Q: Why did Adele cross the road?
A: To sing, "Hello from the other side!"
Skeleton
Q: Why did the skeleton cross the road? A: To get to the body shop.
Lost in desert
A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was back home with her family. The blonde said, "Awwww, I wish my friends were here."
Harry Potter
Q: How does Albus get into Hogwarts? A: Through the Dumble-door.
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.