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Kangaroo
Can a kangaroo jump higher than a house?
Of course, a house doesn’t jump at all.
Mexican sport
What is a Mexican's favorite sport? Cross-country.
Hamburgers
Q: Why do hamburgers go to the gym A: To get better buns!
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Pee in the shower
Q: Who cares if you pee in the shower? A: The bride and all her guests, apparently.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.
Turkey
Why isn't the turkey hungry at Thanksgiving? Because he's already stuffed!
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.