pick and cut all of the fruit
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Man vs priest
Man to his priest: “Yesterday I sinned with an 18 year old girl.”
The priest: “Squeeze 18 lemons and drink the juice all at once.”
Man: “And that frees me from my sin?”
Priest: “No, but it frees your face from that dirty grin.
Elves in school
Q: What do elves learn in school? Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elfabet.
Kids conversation
Kid 1: "Hey, I bet you're still a virgin."
Kid 2: "Yeah, I was a virgin until last night ."
Kid 1: "As if."
Kid 2: "Yeah, just ask your sister."
Kid 1: "I don't have a sister."
Kid 2: "You will in about nine months."
Christmas gift
A little kids sends a letter to Santa that says: "Dear Santa I want a brother for Christmas." Santa writes back, "Dear Timmy send me me your mommy."
Stupid momma
Your momma is so stupid when I told her Christmas is right around the corner she went looking for it.
50 cent
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.
Naughty girls
Why is Santa Claus so jolly? Because he knows where all the naughty girls live.
Don´t be racist
Don't be racist; racism is a crime; and crime is for black people.